May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

  • white woman: men are awful
  • white man: not all men!
  • white woman: yes but enough men so that i feel endangered, your comment is unnecessary and derails the dialogue of women's issues that i am attempting to engage in
  • person of color: white people are awful
  • white woman: not all white people!


When you’re failing gym class and you tryna get ya grade up at the last minute



I love how boys use “looks like it’s someone’s time of the month” as an insult. Like yes, I am walking around, unphased by the fact that i’m bleeding profusely while shredding out parts of my body. Meanwhile, you get tapped on the nuts real quick and you act like your life is over.